
The Story Behind
The Most Talked-About
Secret in Essex
The Brand Story:
It started with a belief. A quiet, burning, unshakeable belief that the adults of Essex deserved something that simply didn't exist yet.
Not a soulless venue with sticky floors and a DJ playing too loud. Not a clinical, transactional experience that left you feeling vaguely disappointed on the drive home. Something real. Something opulent. Something that understood that open-minded adults with sophisticated tastes and a hunger for genuine connection deserved to be treated accordingly — with warmth, with elegance, and with absolute respect.
Monkey Business was born from that belief.
What began as an intimate members venue in Wickford grew into something nobody — not even us — could have fully predicted. A community. A movement. A family of hundreds of like-minded, life-hungry individuals and couples who found each other within our walls and discovered that the lives they had quietly been imagining were not only possible — they were waiting.
In 2024 we made a bold decision. We took Monkey Business on the road.
We traded our permanent home for something more ambitious — grand manor house estates, candlelit private grounds, secret locations shared only in whispers with the members lucky enough to be inside them. The response was extraordinary. Events that became the benchmark against which everything else in this industry is now measured.
Lady Marmalade Burlesque Weekenders beneath open skies. Manor houses with private pools steaming at midnight. Intimate gatherings in secret Essex locations that felt like stepping into another world entirely.
A full year on tour taught us one thing above all else: Monkey Business is not a location. It is an experience. And that experience is unstoppable.
The 2026 Announcement:
We are back! And Now — We're Coming Back Swinging.
2026 marks a new chapter. Bolder events. Grander venues. A calendar that our community will be planning their entire year around.
The Monkeys have been on tour. They have been to extraordinary places and done extraordinary things. And now they are bringing everything they discovered — every lesson, every upgrade, every breath taking new venue relationship — back home to Essex.
This is not a comeback. This is an arrival.
The Personal Note from
Ms. Monkey Business:
"I want to tell you something I don't say nearly enough.
Every single event I have ever hosted, I have poured my entire heart into. Not because it is my business — though it is — but because I know what is at stake for the people walking through those doors.
I know that for some of you, a Monkey Business event represents the first time you have ever felt completely free to be yourselves. I know that for some couples, our weekenders have been the most connecting, most joyful, most genuinely intimate experiences of their relationship. I know that for some individuals, our community has given them friendships they will carry for the rest of their lives.
That is not a small thing. That is everything.
And I will spend every single event I ever host making sure you feel it.
See you soon, Monkeys."
— Ms. Monkey Business
Our Vision
We Are Not Building
An Events Company.
We Are Building a Legend.
The South of England has never seen anything like what Monkey Business is becoming. And we are only just beginning.
Our vision is singular and uncompromising: to be the most celebrated, most trusted, most jaw-droppingly extraordinary private lifestyle events brand in the country. To set a standard so far beyond anything else in this space that comparison becomes irrelevant. To create experiences so immersive, so beautifully crafted, and so genuinely transformative that our members don't simply attend our events — they emerge from them.
Changed. Lit up. Alive in ways they hadn't expected.
We see a future where our themed weekenders are the events our community plans their entire calendar around. Where Monkey Business is spoken about — always discreetly, always glowingly — in the finest restaurants, the most exclusive circles, and the most interesting conversations in the South of England.
Where our name alone makes hearts beat faster.
We are not chasing that future. We are already living it.
The Only Thing
Missing
Is You.
Events filling fast. Community strictly curated. Your most extraordinary evening is already being planned.
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