When you walk through our doors you are placing something precious in our hands — your trust, your privacy, your comfort, and in many cases, experiences that matter deeply to you and the people you love.
We do not take that lightly for a single moment.
These are not terms and conditions. They are not small print. They are a personal commitment from Monkey Business to every single member of this community — made publicly, kept absolutely.

I.  Your Privacy is Inviolable Your name, your face, your story — they belong to you alone. They have never left this community. They never will. We guard the privacy of our members with a ferocity that borders on obsession — because we understand exactly what is at stake.

 
II.  You Will Always Feel Safe Every venue is vetted. Every event is managed. Every guest is vetted. You will never be left to navigate discomfort alone at a Monkey Business event. Our team is present, watchful, and unequivocally on your side — every moment of every evening.
 
III.  Your Boundaries Are Sacred You owe nobody anything within our walls. Your boundaries are not merely respected — they are celebrated as the very foundation of the culture we have built together. No means no. Instantly. Completely. Without question or negotiation. Always.
 
IV.  The Experience Will Be Extraordinary We will never cut corners on the venues we choose, the themes we create, or the atmosphere we deliver. Every Monkey Business event will be worth dressing for, worth travelling for, and worth talking about — in the most delicious, most discreet whispers — for months afterwards. This is our creative promise and we have never broken it.
 
V.  You Will Always Be Welcome Whether this is your first visit or your fiftieth, you will be received with genuine warmth and zero judgement. Our community does not do cold shoulders or exclusive cliques. The right people find their home here almost immediately — because we have built a culture that makes that inevitable.
 
VI.  We Will Never Stop Improving Your experience is our obsession. Your feedback shapes every single decision we make. If something falls short of extraordinary, we fix it. If something was brilliant, we build on it. Complacency has no place in Monkey Business — and it never will.
 
VII.  This Community Will Always Be Yours Monkey Business was built by and for the remarkable people within it. We are simply honoured to be the ones who get to host it. This community belongs to you — and protecting it, nurturing it, and making it better every single year is the responsibility we take most seriously of all.

Never Been Before?

You're Going to

Love It Here.

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We know exactly how you're feeling right now.

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Curious. Excited. Perhaps a little nervous. Wondering what it will actually be like. Whether you'll fit in. Whether you'll know what to do. Whether it will be everything you've been imagining.

We have watched hundreds of people walk through our doors for the first time with that exact look — and we have watched every single one of them relax within twenty minutes, find their feet within an hour, and spend the drive home already asking when the next event is.

Here is everything you need to know:

Your first Monkey Business event is ticket-only — no membership required. Come and feel the atmosphere entirely on your own terms. Meet the community at your own pace. Let the evening unfold however feels right — there are no expectations and no pressure of any kind.

You are in control of your entire experience from the moment you arrive to the moment you leave. Our team will welcome you, introduce you, and make absolutely certain you feel at home.

If you love it — and you will — membership will be waiting for you.

The hardest part is simply deciding to come. Everything after that is extraordinary.

Some Rooms

You Have to Earn

Your Way Into.

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