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YOU FOUND US FOR A REASON

Maybe someone whispered about us. Maybe you stumbled here through curiosity. Maybe something deep and instinctive simply told you that there was a version of your life that looked and felt nothing like the one you've been living — and that version started with a door exactly like this one.

Whatever brought you here — welcome.

Monkey Business is not a party. It is not a nightclub. It is not anything you have experienced before.

It is an invitation — extended only to those bold enough to accept it — into the most liberating, most opulent, most genuinely extraordinary community of open-minded adults in the South of England.

The only question is whether you're ready?

✦ LUXURY  |  ✦ DISCRETION  |  ✦ FREEDOM  |  ✦ COMMUNITY  |  ✦ TRUST

MISSION

Essex's most exclusive private lifestyle members club. Extraordinary venues. Extraordinary people. Extraordinary nights. No exceptions. 

VISION

Some events are forgotten by Monday morning. Monkey Business is not one of them. We aim to become the most extraordinary private lifestyle events brand in England — where every single night we host is the best night of someone's life

THE MONKEY PROMISE

Every person who walks through our doors deserves the same thing: to feel safe, celebrated, and completely free. This is our promise to make sure of it.

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We Are Experience Architects

Every Monkey Business event begins months before you arrive. The venue — always breathtaking. The theme — always immersive. The atmosphere — always unlike anything you have encountered. We obsess over every detail so that the moment you step through our doors, the outside world ceases to exist entirely.

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