LUXURY LIFESTYLE PARTIES
LIVE LIFE WITH NO REGRETS
Some Nights Change Everything.
This Is One Of Them
Essex's most exclusive private lifestyle members club. Extraordinary venues. Extraordinary people. No ordinary evenings.
You found us for a reason.
Maybe someone whispered about us. Maybe you stumbled here through curiosity. Maybe something deep and instinctive simply told you that there was a version of your life that looked and felt nothing like the one you've been living — and that version started with a door exactly like this one.
Whatever brought you here — welcome.
Monkey Business is not a party. It is not a nightclub. It is not anything you have experienced before.
It is an invitation — extended only to those bold enough to accept it — into the most liberating, most opulent, most genuinely extraordinary community of open-minded adults in the South of England.
The only question is whether you're ready
We Are Experience Architects
Every Monkey Business event begins months before you arrive. The venue — always breathtaking. The theme — always immersive. The atmosphere — always unlike anything you have encountered. We obsess over every detail so that the moment you step through our doors, the outside world ceases to exist entirely.
We Are Guardians of Discretion
What happens within our community belongs exclusively to our community. Your identity, your attendance, your story — sacred. Protected absolutely. Our members include professionals, creatives, entrepreneurs and adventurers who trust us completely with their privacy. That trust has never once been broken. It never will be.
We Are a Community First
The venues are extraordinary. The themes are unforgettable. But the single most intoxicating thing about a Monkey Business event is the people in the room. Warm. Genuine. Curious. Completely without judgement. The kind of people you spend the entire drive home talking about — still glowing, already planning when you can come back.
MISSION
Essex's most exclusive private lifestyle members club. Extraordinary venues. Extraordinary people. Extraordinary nights. No exceptions.
VISION
Some events are forgotten by Monday morning. Monkey Business is not one of them. We aim to become the most extraordinary private lifestyle events brand in England — where every single night we host is the best night of someone's life
THE MONKEY PROMISE
Every person who walks through our doors deserves the same thing: to feel safe, celebrated, and completely free. This is our promise to make sure of it.