Welcome to Monkey Business!  We are an Exclusive Private Adult Members Lifestyle Business based in Wickford, Essex.  For a long time ESSEX has needed a club and we've answered them calls, we hope you approve and love what we offer you.  We love our Members to feel like they can sugguest ways we can always improve, so don't be shy! We try to create an environment for our guests that is friendly, fun, classy, even chic in decoration but always we want people to feel they have had the best time amongst really friendly people and all guests feel that we can not do enough for them. 

We keep our exact location as discreet as possible for obvious reasons.  We only share this information with guests and members. Established in 2019, due to Covid we paused but this year we have this year taken over our own premises, where we have social play areas, fun private play rooms, a heated pool (turned down in the summer), along with our west facing garden that has the sun all day, we are awaiting our hot tubs and new play rooms which will arrive shortly -  most importantly we have an amazing bunch of people who join us with one thing in common to live life with no regrets. If you have any questions please do not hesitate to contact us on 07568354015 or 07783620837. 

Membership:
We offer you the opportunity to join us ticket basis only for your first visit, this will allow you to decide if you would like to become a member and us to see if we are the right club for you. 

Thank you to all our guests kindness & support - We look forward to meeting you all in the near future.  See you Monkeys soon! 

***PLEASE NOTE: FOR HEALTH & SAFTEY OF OUR GUESTS WE REQUEST YOU DO NOT PLAY IN THE POOL OR HOT TUBS, AS THIS COULD LEAD TO AN IMBALANCE IN THE CHEMICALS AND POOL & HOTTUB WILL BE CLOSED TO CLEAN! WE HOPE YOU RESPECT OUR FEELINGS, IF FOUND TO BREAK THESE RULES WE WILL REVOKE MEMBERSHIPS. THANK YOU ***

On the byob parties we reserve the right to charge a small corkage fee.

Monkey Business Lifestyle Parties 
Ms Monkey Business 07783 620837